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Chuck norris invented the olympic games in hopes of finding a worthy opponent. Shortly after, in hollywood, norris trained celebrities in martial arts. A recent graduate of brown university, spector lives on more about ian spector. He was an executive producer of walker, texas ranger 1993 as well as. Nov 25, 2008 the last man to make eye contact with mr. Chuck norris has starred in such action films as return of the dragon and missing in action. Pdf chuck norris vs mr t download full pdf book download. Enter your mobile number or email address below and. Chuck norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. He also starred in missing in action 1984 and its sequels, firewalker 1986 and sidekicks 1992. The action star practically has a second career inspiring. Chuck norris books list of books by author chuck norris.
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